Mayhew & Bartholomew Presents: Snake Oil for the Soul
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEEKERS AND SINNERS - STEP RIGHT UP!Have you been wanderin’ through this life exhausted, underpaid, under-kissed, and spiritually parched?Of course you have.You’ve stumbled upon Snake Oil for the Soul, the only traveling vaudeville-style medicine show bold enough to promise miracles… and charming enough to make you believe it.No venue yet.
No date yet.
Just destiny.Drop your name below and we’ll send word the moment the tent goes up and the elixirs start flowin’.Sign up. Salvation awaits.
"Does It Really Work?"
Friends, I am a woman of science.And by “science,” I mean persuasive storytelling and the occasional strategic exaggeration.If you want to know where we’ll appear next. Whether in a theater, a warehouse, a backyard, or a suspiciously well-lit parking lot. You must join the list.That’s how traveling medicine works. We send a telegram. A whisper. A call into the night.Add your email below and you’ll be the first to know:When the show landsWhere the elixirs will be pouredAnd how to secure your seat before your neighbor doesDon’t be the poor soul who hears about it after the miracle’s already been sold out.
Well now...
You did it.You signed your name on the dotted line.That’s how all great miracles begin.Welcome, Seeker.You are now officially on the ledger of the redeemed: the curious, the desperate, the delightfully gullible, and the spiritually dehydrated.What Happens Next?Magnolia Mayhew and her steadfast associate, Bartholomew (steady hands, questionable rhythm), are currently securing a location worthy of revelation.We’re talkin’:A stage.A spotlight.A trunk full of elixirs.And a room full of souls who need just one good laugh before they combust.The moment the tent goes up, you will know.Before the masses.
Before the skeptics.
Before your cousin Lenny, who “heard about it from someone at Pilates.”A Word of WarningThis is not just a comedy show.It is:A traveling vaudeville medicine revival.A tonic for the chronically overwhelmed.A confession disguised as a sales pitch.A sales pitch disguised as salvation.Side effects may include:
Sudden bursts of confidence.
Uncontrollable laughter.
The uncomfortable realization that... let's just save that for the show!Until Then…Keep your inbox open.
Keep your thirst alive.
Keep your skepticism mild but flexible.We’ll be in touch soon.- Magnolia Mayhew
Purveyor of Snake Oil for the Soul